The humble school bake sale is dead, according to NPR's recent story, "Forget Bake Sales: Schools Turn to Luxe Auctions
Lauren Silverman. The story describes how (as every parent knows), trying to fill the gaps left by reduced government funding is forcing parents to put in as much effort at special events such as auctions (live or online) as they did for their own weddings.
Even if to you, this is old news, the story is worth a listen for:
- its ideas on the latest items to attract bids (though not every school has access to an unwashed Lance Armstrong T-shirt, I assume) and
- the professional auctioneer demonstrating how she slows down her normally rapid-fire patter when dealing with a benefit auction audience (who isn't used to live auctions).
Unfortunately, you won't find anything in the story about what type of doctor is able to offer a vasectomy to both the top bidder and his cat!
Whichever of your volunteers can line this one up probably deserves a prize.